Strawberry-Kiwi- who’s responsible for this mess?

Okay,  peanut and chocolate- check.  Marshmallows, graham crackers and Hersey bars- check.  Strawberries and chocolate- check.  Cheesecake and Cherries- fine.  Melted cheese and bread- fantastic. But who the hell decided that strawberries and kiwi were better together than alone?  I, personally don’t see any merit in this combination.  I like strawberries, and have no problem with kiwi, although to me they seem like they are just a slimy green fuzz-fruit that only wishes it could be a strawberry instead.  By the way, is kiwi both singular and plural,  or is it ‘kiwis’?  The point is, I am really wishing that just once, I could buy a beverage or something that is simply strawberry flavored.  Leave the kiwi out of the equation for once.  No one seems to though.  It seems that someone out there decided that these two were destined to be together. Forever.   I don’t get it. Strawberry-Kiwi, Strawberry-Kiwi, Strawberry-freaking-Kiwi.  Seriously folks.  Seriously.

~ by janedavisblogs on May 22, 2008.